Incredible sex, Maddow, more sex, spoon, sex again
big game today.. looking forward to seeing that magic win, and then i will celebrate with a nude dip in lake Eola.. anyone else in??
She used the word "fragged" in proper context. tell me that's not bust-nut hot.
He took a banana and in front of everyone showed her how he wanted it done.
I just woke up to three voicemails from you. In the first one you just straight laughed for 3 minutes. In the second you did bird calls. In the third you were hysterically crying. Have fun last night?
I just want to point out that nothing makes my hickie/hangover more obvious than sleeping in a scarf and sunglasses. nothing.
we're like Indians of the 21st century. trading not for food and survival but personal gain and by trouble you mean getting daytime drunk and going to the roller ring then yes.
You should have hard cock pics on hand to send in the situation that you can't stop driving, pull out your cock, browse the countless pics I've sent you of my tits, get him hard and text a pic through. I mean, it's simple sexting ettiquette.
Running errands with mom, cool. Coming to pleasures with mom for her valentines night, not ever in a million years cool.
I honestly think she should have her own reality show called "Lowering the Bar" and it consists of a camera crew following her from Bar to bar hooking up with unsuspecting drunk attractive men.
Is there a particular reason why everyone is now calling you Butt Doctor?
If you fall asleep, my vagina and I will never forgive you.
There is maybe 10 hours out of any given day we aren't sober.
I hope a pyrotechnic goes off in your asshole and seals it shut for life.
Me too.
I accidentally sent my mom a nude picture of my ass... she replied with how did you get that angle ?
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