I just found out she jerks off to lesbian porn too honest to god
you wouldn't believe how perfect a match this is its scary
i was drunk at family dinner telling about my gay brothers sex ads on criags list
I'm skeptical of all drag queens.
I just realized i came back home with my lei that one night. How do i forget my bra but remember my lei?
If there is a god, you will have pink eye tomorrow.
Is it a step in the wrong direction to ask my parents for a kegerator for graduation?
Apparently I have a urinal in my bedroom
I would say I am sorry for punching you last night, but I found the pictures you took on my camera and it all came rushing back.
If a hot cougar texts u and says "back massage, blow job".... you show the fuck up.
I think it says something about my life when I start picking up girls while im in rehab. And I don't think it's good.
Am I over stepping my bounds if I ask to fuck in your new bathroom?
It has heated floors
Also, I pretty much need an IV of fluids straight to my soul
Sigh. I'll find the right guy one day.
Prince charming is right around the corner and will be freaky as shit!
My lease is up and I've been thinking, it's only fair that the guys I've fucked in this apartment in the past year help me move. They enjoyed the bed, now help me move it.
listen I will take literally anything I can get my tiny gay fingers on
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