Well you will be happy to know that aaron carter hit on me
Once again you get dinner and all I get is semen on my leg
i wish every aspect of life was like a bar. flirt with the cute guy two feet across from you and get whatever you want for free
someone wrote on his wall: "congrats on your engagement"
I think you may want to look into that...
Pre warning. Your not gonna sleep tonight cuz I'm staying with your roommate. Thanks for breaking up with me.
whatever. as long as im no longer referred to as the girl who fucked the pledge on his big brother's couch.
He was dressed in a pink dressing gown feeding people ketamine from a plastic sword he called Excalibur. how was your Monday?
He asked me when I was coming to bed while simultaneously drilling a fart into the mattress. Don't fucking get married.
You'd think the dry cleaners next door would be less judgmental for as much business as my theme parties bring them.
She's working this semester. Her dad saw he was listed as 'the atm' on her phone and cut off tuition for three months.
Made out with a mannequin all morning in cpr training, so im ready to party
My roommate told me he found me naked in the shower puking and when he asked why I was naked I said "you can't wear clothes in a shower"
Stay home. Ain't nothing out in these mean streets but plan b and regret
She made me baby bird juul smoke to her while we were fucking
Also we're getting drunk and sledding down Caroline street. See you soon.
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