Too bad it's not "confirm, ignore or not unless I've had 20+ beers"
dude i just figured out that the tostitos sign is two people eating chips and salsa. being high totally pays off sometimes
Okay, thats embarrasing even by my standards and I've thrown up while wearing a viking hat. just a viking hat.
I don't care that you fucked her. I'm offended that once again, you fucked someone with me in the room because you assumed I was asleep.
It really ruins the moment when you have to ask to resend the nude pics.
I think if I could use my boobs as a second pair of hands everything would be ok
Just quiet vomiting, and in between heaves she mumbled "be the pro"
My autobiography is now tentatively titled "I'm Fucking the DJ, and Other Ways to Party for Cheap"
Send me the picture of my mugshot, my boss got arrested last night and I'm trying to make her feel better.
On a scale of your daily life to smuggling crack into the DR, how illegal is it?
I don't see what kind of idea someone could get from an envelope covered in jesus stickers and a note from a person and their dog. I'd say crazy person alert before flirting.
I was informed that last night we held hands while puking on the curb outside the bar.
We just have a real special relationship.
I was laying out of the open window, talking with him on the phone, while we were both puking at the same time.. Guys at the party called it "true love"..
I couldn't find the oven mitts so I used a thick stack of tortillas
Long fucking story. But hey I got an orgasm and breakfast so I'm winning.
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