Wanna demo a makeout? Check box yes or no. Or maybe. Okay bye.
Is it gay to rub my penis between my butt cheeks and pretend that they're tits?
Wow! You need to get laid.
I take back everything I said about communal showers
I'm way to drunk for this play. I'm about to run up on stage and drop the main character
You know the party was great when the birthday girl gets arrested
I just found pizaa roll in my hair. Already been to class today
According to the red cross, I'm not suppose to do anything strenuous for the next 24 hours. That means you're on top.
One day this summer I just wanna get blown under the hot sun all day.
Deal. Roof-top 69 on Saturday, July 20th. I've got it in my calendar.
Don't tell me 'the Fonzie' doesn't work. Went to see Shakespeare high and gave the sign to the dude playing Macbeth. Now at a cast party getting blown. All hail the Fonz.
He danced with some other girls and you started yelling "I can't believe I wasted half my Chili's gift card on you" at him
I was lying I actually don't, I hope a reindeer shitted in her bed
as a self proclaimed hoe im ok with a lotta things but that is not fucking one of them
It's an interesting experience to pee while a bird meows at you.
You need to get out of the house more
His dick smelled like strawberries...it was awesome.
Omfg I just White Claw shamed a Girl Scout Cookie mom and I feel SO BAD.
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