It's a miracle Ok Typing texts toYou right now
I looooooove Saturdays!!!!!!!
I am absolutely hammered
I drank gravy. I actually drank gravy. This is heaven.
other girls like to lick balls but none of them live for it like u do
oh ps. last night you kept telling me to calm down because everything was fine cause you were getting "arab money"...
Just got a blowjob in her closet with two people sleeping outside in the room. I feel like the emperor of college.
shes still here... layin in my bed watching a beyonce concert on tv drinking leftover franzia straight outta the bag and crying
It was sunday, you had a camel back of bloody mary stumbling around a dog park with no dog.
Don't make fun of the drunk girl eating bread out of her pockets. I've been that girl.
I LEAVE YOU TWO ALONE FOR 45 MINUTES AND ALL MY WHIPPED CREAM AND CONDOMS ARE GONE
We need to do something soon. I need like 4,000 beers and a cigarette.
Hooking up with him was lovely.. but waking up in his bed the next morning and finding double stuffed oreos... I mean.... I won
Stop sending me pictures of you naked. This violates the friend zone agreement.
Where is Holly?
Nevermind. i can hear her having sex two doors down
Do it break your family into faction start a civil war
We're playing drunken roulette. We're taking exlax followed by shots. First person to shit themselves loses!
Randomize