the third sister isn't as attractive as the other two but I will do her anyway to finally pull off the fabled family hat trick.
Is it bad to use cherry nyquil as substitute for grenadine? Because i just went there.
Nah, totally cool. It already has the alcohol in it.
i am about to cut my stepbrother's hair into a mohawk with the same clippers i use to trim my pubes. god is so on my side today.
my dad just paid them in porn...i no longer feel guilty for getting hammered and not helping
I was busy. But now I'm about to consume alcohol and chicken. We shall see where this takes us. Maybe to the moon, maybe to the floor. I have no idea.
Just picked up an ounce of keif and if it goes to waste before the world ends I'm gonna haunt the shit out of somebody when we all die.
Why the fuck is he under my phone as Papi Chulo?
I took a cab from the club to the grocery store. I needed peanut butter.
He made the moves first, we made out...then we folded his laundry.
Just once, I'd like to make it to my first wedding anniversary for a change.
... why is there baby oil , black socks and frozen hot dogs in the sink this morning ?
WHO CARES HE GIVES YOU TOE CURLING ORGASMS AND SAYS YOU HAVE KISSABLE SKIN AND RUNWAY MODEL HAIR....WHILE INTOXICATED WITH HIS BEST FRIEND. AND THEN HE SENDS YOU CUTE SELFIES OF THEM!!!!!!! WTF MORE DO YOU WANT FROM LIFE!!! DIE HAPPY ALREADY LADY!!!
I'm not sure you count what happened last night as sex.
Listen all I know is that mistakes were made and she stole the car and drove half an hour for food at 4 am
Rich men love me! I remind them of their trophy wife!!!
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