Text. Mid BJ. 8 points.
Strip flip cup NEVER equals good idea
Let's just say there's a reason that "suede" rhymes with "laid".
On the way home from Florida I threw up at the beginning border and ending border of 6 states. You win this year Spring Break.
Its okay, i dont mind you drinking, im just surrounded by it, there is some random dude laying on your couch with a bucket that ive never seen before
MY roomie made me a chinese name- it's supposed to mean 'the girl of a thousand sins.'
Just made a floating bacon boat for the hot tub. This is what America is all about.
You know what a wolf looks like when it kills a small animal? How it shakes it around in it's mouth? I did that to a bag of Taco Bell last night
I only get hit on by people going through their midlife crisis. Yes, I did purposely write that gender neutral.
My only contacts are booty calls or the club hockey team.
just so you know they found you begging for money at the L station. What the fuck did you drink last night?
Did i fall last night when u carried me home.
idk
OHHH yea you fell down the stairs face first
I WANNA... wait, will you kinkshame me?
Nah.
I WANNA KNOW WHAT HE SMELLS LIKE
My apartment stinks of burning failure
I just wanna go home jackoff, eat chicken fingers, drink beer, play halo and go to bed. I'm sick of this shitty school, the shitty kids and having to fucking teach them.
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