So I'm playing pool in my cowboy boots and some guy came up looks at my boots and goes, "you should've got the boots with the fur"
Oh and I watched laurens last episode on the hills. its been an emotional day
just heard 2 nerds making fun of a girl for mispronouncing stochiometry. they followed it up by discussing the mathematical equation for getting laid. my day just became 100x better.
You taught me that having a dip while u shit is awesome. I appreciate u for that
I'm bringing in a picture of a stranger on facebook to get my haircut. I have reached a new level of creepy.
Apparently I'm the guy that didn't get the memo that Afliction and wifebeaters were the proper attire for tonight... so I'll just sit here alone in my sweatervest and be judged.
No no no no no. Not interrested. She looks just like Kim's fat booth picture. Only real.
What's the second line of that rhyme that starts "Vicodin before scotch...?"
I don't know how I feel about the stuff we got from that guy. Me and Monty are driving through town listening to static at full blast...
do you want to shower with me?
only if we can drink the jungle juice while we shower
The gas station was closed so we found old PBR and played Edward Nalgene Hands instead
he just fucked me for my cheese..
There might be a dead possum in your bed, your roomate is extremely distressed!
you drug him to get him horny then deny him sex. freaks.
Whats a little breast milk between friends?
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