well i did feel guilty about it. until i saw how hot the guy was the next day. now, nothing but pride.
He was doing push ups, crunches and jogging in place in front of the restaurant. I'm not too sure I want to eat there if it requires immediate exercise following the meal.
we need 14,000 post its to execute this plan
literally. a puddle of blood. on the floor. still searching for the source
It's 4/20 of course I'm going to smoke in the portapotty and be ripped outta my mind at the lung cancer walk.
I'm 50% okay with that amount of body contact... plus/minus 7% based on where blood may flow.
getting busted for public urination is like, a step above j-walking. you'll be fine
oh and apparently my boobs are named "have no fear" and "plenty o'beer"
We got to his house, cuddled while watching game of thrones, then fucked during the repeat airing.
That amount of times your family has seen my boobs is getting ridiculous.
So now I have had sex with 2 people my son graduated high school with.
I had the good sense not to tell her that my summer goal is to get fucked by a med student while wearing a party dress and sparkly shoes
Thought for a game. Duck, Duck, Grey Goose. If you're tapped, you take a shot. Then proceed as normal.
i had fun fun last night, with the exception of you running over my foot with your car. makes a great story for my first one night stand.
I was told I was gorgeous and a whore by the drag queens. My night is complete.
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