in pain and im wearing pink underwear
so?
i dont own pink underwear
do you think he would believe thats it not really my period, and that i ate a lot of licorice?
Taking shots out of pine wood derby trophiesssssss. best idea ever.
I'm gonna go out in a limb and say living out middle school fantasies is never a good idea
I just met the neighbor hes a self proclaimed coke dealer/ softporn producer.
i had to take off my light up shamrock necklaces, my professor was getting suspicious.
I should have known I was in trouble when you started pouring shots all over me
What would you do if you came home and i was in nothing but the table cloth?
There were gay boys and a jukebox. It was like god wanted me to.
The goal for tonight is vagina. In and around. Doesn't matter who. How. Or why.
He broke up with me over the phone while I was getting my bush waxed into a "D" for his surprise birthday present. Talk about bad timing...
The worst thing about him living around the corner is that who ever suggests the booty call is the one that walks over.
I'm telling you, this vagina is really making the rounds lately...
Bro.. I am absolutely going to have sex with our old middle school health teacher
What can i say, my face is nice and my body is just unreal. And my beer pouring/stealing is incredible \n
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