Black lace...the rest is up to ur imagination
Just saw my boss eat a banana in three bites.
Why do I fail so hard at ironing, when I'm a woman and i should be amazing at it?
because god found you far too good at oral sex and had to make all things even?
Now that Steinbrenner is in heaven he's going to make Jesus cut his hair
that blow job was not worth the clinginess that will follow
I am undressing in in n out. They migit ca5l security. Are you provn d6 me?
OH MY GOD. SO PROUD.
Yes but that point is quickly negated bc u should never have to search more than one room to find your underwear.
I don't give a damn about what he wants to do with his life. Personalities are for pussies.
Dont worry bro, i'll be the designated kayaker. I wouldnt want u to be drinking and kayaking.
I just threw up all of my lunch in the Barnes & Nobles parking lot. Rockbottom tastes like a veggie burger, in case you were wondering.
I'm horny too so maybe we will both recap our regrets on Sunday
I somehow turned head, shoulders, knees, and toes into a sobriety test
fucked him on the porch to avoid the chanting that always happens when we leave the bedroom. backfired when a group of freshman walked by and started screaming like fucking babies.
Sometimes you wanna cuddle and sometimes you wanna get blown in the bathroom.
Your penis caused this!
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