he kept bringing up different times we had sex and i wouldnt say anything back. i would never confirm nor deny the situation...like a politician ya kno
To be honest I don't know what's worse, the fact that I interupted their shower sex or the fact that I was so drunk I used the adjoining stall anyway
So drunk. Washed my hair un pancheros sink cus I was so hot.
We got kicked out of the ice rink last night for drinking and checking strangers... but they let us keep the beer
A guy wearing a shirt that says "eat shit and die motherfucker" just held open a door for me. He's got manners.
I thought I was pretty much sober now but then I realized I've been eating scrambled eggs with my hands...
Do you think Brian would let me smoke while we fuck? I'm not sure ill survive exams without a constant nicotine intake
We decided to keep having sex while I ordered the pizza. I wanted extra pepperoooooooooooooni.
I've found myself wondering why I WASN'T naked before, but I generally always know why I am naked. Except now. WHY THE FUCK ARE WE ALL NAKED
She's like a solid nine. Well maybe not a tomorrow morning nine, but she's a nine right now and trying to take me home.
I was on all fours trying to empty the bowl we smoked into the sewer when your neighbor came out, but besides that it went smoothly
I dressed up as a "typical white girl" which meant I wore my yoga pants and uggs all night. BEST. IDEA. EVER. Most comfy halloween everrrr.
He has silky zebra print sheets, which you would think he put on just for me, but the bed was unmade. Did I just sleep with a closet case??
drying my bra with a hair dryer wasn't exactly how I had planned on starting my day.
Still drunk. lying on the floor just rubbing my cats nipples
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