question. what would be the least awkward way to ask your one night stand if he came inside of you because you would really prefer not to have his illegitimate lovechild. hypothetically.
S and I had anal without a condom because I'm on my rag but he didn't finish. Should I still take Plan B?
Just got a blowjob to the theme of Bohemian Rhapsody as the sun was rising. I should just kill myself because ill never top this moment.
Not too sure about the toy story pull ups. The kids point to their crotch all day and say woody.
I had one margarita and got the worst headache of my life... its like my liver has senior week ptsd
okay, certainly we can't screw this up, and even as I type, I know we will
Is it possible to get a DUI in a wheelchair that's not yours?
Wouldn't it be fantastic if the corporate world cared less about about our GPA and focused more on our mastery of social drunkenness?
maybe these stereotypes wouldn't come up if you would stop taking body shots off another
Vodka and cigarettes aside, my body is a temple.
We should leave before they realize I dumped a bowl of Fritos in your bag just in case I got hungry
Today is get drunk without showing anyone my penis day
Did you smoke and go to the aquarium again?
No one knows how to work that "I pulled a muscle in my leg" drunk swagger like you can
We still on for Manwhore Monday?
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