Ok pretty sure I just saw Mike O'Malley walking through the parking lot. I wanted to see if I followed him, would he lead me to the acro-criag, i've always wanted a crack at that bitch.
my girls lil sis wanted to play hide & seek. she told her 2 go hide. we went to the room and had sex. she was hiding under the bed.
is it still called a breakup if its your friends boyfriend that you have stopped sleeping with?
As long as you don't die I'm in full support of your drinking decisions
Margaritas are 250 calories. Now measuring all food in margaritas
I take back all the times I've said life was unfair. I'm about to have two trained bartenders for a girlfriend and roommate
So what do normal people wear to parties? Normal meaning not you.
You wear an inflatable farm animal to TWO THEMED PARTIES and I never get to hear the end of it...
No need to talk. Eventually, he'll either stop coming over, or decide that it's a relationship.
And if not?
...I keep getting free bourbon and great sex with no expectations. You really don't understand that there is no "down side," do you?
Remember how he wouldn't sleep with me "out of respect"? Well, Mr. Respect just fingered me in a parking garage.
I'm still pretty stoned. There are mini rice cakes in my robe pocket to snack on in the shower.
Again? Most people check out of hotels, they don't escape from them
Watched twin sisters make out thought it was amazing sick on their part but legit to watch
At a point I was just cumming dust last night
All I remember is grabbing a random guys dick at the bar and him just saying thank you and us taking a shot together
we had to follow your trail of clothes to find you.......
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