She is in my trunk
I think I found an E pill under the couch.. Or really bad tasting candy. Check back in 30min this could get exciting
I came home to my brother stoned out of his mind. He got a high score on COD and asked me to have a celebration yogurt with him.
She called picking up at 2pm a matinee drug deal.
Wow. A quad shot of peppermint schnapps. I feel like I just deep throated a candy cane. Best 21st ever.
I was running around taking people's drinks at the bar and just dumping it into my Gatorade bottle screaming roofies.
Pot head idea of the day: make a maraca out of weed seeds. Or a rain stick? Definitely rain stick.
I just set a bowl of cap n crunch on fire. That high.
He looked at me like he knew me, and I looked at him like I had seen his penis before.
feelin groggy baby? need a coffee? vitamins? a nice good fuck on the piano?
There's so much mac and cheese stuck to my foot right now
My dick has been in way too much crazy the past 2+weeks, but hey it feels good to fuck consistently again
Its only once in a life time you get to pick your vcard swiper up from jail
Never joke about your clitoris.
I am a taco. I am also really high.
I've always seen you more as a chimichanga.
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