Saw a guy smoking a cig holding it with a fork and driving WTF?
i spent my evening searching "the sims having sex" on youtube
we're no longer friends
I've rolled joints bigger than that penis.
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WTF. STOP SENDING ME ANIMAL NOISES. ITS FUCKING WEIRD.
so my dad walked in on us having sex
lulz really? why?
lets just say he wont be answering to 'daddy' for a loooooong time
i totally just wrapped her wedding gift in tin foil. These are the skills 2 bachelor's degrees have given me.
Didn't get to fuck her. Had to leave abruptly through window. Explain later.
Nothing says "welcome to Denver" like a hot 18 year old giving you directions to the dispensary and ending up blowing you in the backseat
Just resonded to a booty call with "how much effort is required on my part?" I think I've finally reached the point of smoking too much pot
Can we make love to the Space Jam soundtrack?
Is it weird that sometimes I like to have sex for the health benefits and workout more than the pleasure
Its guy fieris flavor town of suffering™
WHEN THE HELL DOES ANYTHING IN OUR LIVES *EVER* GO AS PLANNED???
Joke’s on you. I got to talk to a furry about why nukes are bad and why musicals are good.
I would like to reiterate that I went to give lessons and ended up having a three way instead
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