Will you Wikipedia Vin Diesel? Is he gay? It's important...
living well may be the best revenge, but it doesn't hurt that my exhusband is now dating a BEAST.
im just going to superglue mistletoe to my forehead and see what happens
you went up to him and asked if you could have "friend sex." He looked like a 7 year old on christmas morning
I may or may not have puked in my RA's suggestion box.
I do what I can to inject something into your life every day. Today, humor. Saturday. Penis.
It's like you're a magic genie of bad timing
Bro if you were a bird I would puke in your mouth right now
Bitch guess who just got a fucking taser
Just walked in and got handed a drink. Good service
His balls will have been in my mouth at least once by this time tomorrow.
Soo I'm in the trunk of a car drunk about to jump on trampolines. My life rocks!
i told you i was taking the Metra Train, and you asked what type of drug that was.. so yes i believe you when you say you were fucked up
when I said eat the rich I didn't mean like that but here we are sucking that capitalist dick
tell me about the fingering
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