I wonder if they've ever made a porno about the song "she'll be comin' round the mountain when she comes"
Just realized the hot girl at the office got a boob job over the Holiday.....she is now super-hot girl.
girl next to me is signing up for tough love. definitely getting laid.
I found my old addy guy via fb who clearly understands the supply and demand curve of addy during finals so he's gonna hook me up.
im at that stage where all she has to do is cough or something and it pisses me off
just bought a $25 eighth from a chick who has a kid. i'm helping my community out right?
this is not real life
it never is. after midnight never counts.
Rainbow fish was a wild success, got wasted at 6 gave away most my scales and made out with max from where the wild things are.You'd be so proud
Super awkward that I just now realized I added no verb to the first statement about super hero porn. We were watching it, not making it. Clarity.
You might be at the point of severe desperation when you gotta hold the two pieces of your broken vibrator together just to get off.
Long story short, I found someone who takes me seriously when I say I have a Shakespeare kink.
New drinking game idea: Take a shot for every republican you see on facebook bitching about the ruling.
Your skill with memes is vaguely frightening
That is our entire relationship. We match bowls and give each other head. What more could you possibly want?
Guess who won a basket of sex toys in front of his parents, aunts, uncles, sister, and cousin...
Randomize
