turns out they were just sand fleas, not crabs.. thank you random mexican girl from padre who's name i can't pronounce
Pillow talk just revealed that he originally thought I was 16.
I just ate four packages of Swiss Rolls. Being high and on food stamps is AHmazing.
I'm wearing red that night.
Noted, what shade?
Whore.
My bed smells like stale sex...I want it to smell like fresh sex, I miss you.
I tried to stop that, but then I pulled the leaves out of my panties and went to sleep.
Was I at least a good cuddler? Like at least honorable mention?
He's so twisted that he's acting out Dragon Ball-Z by himself. The Tanquray and THC combo doesn't play around.
Currently playing charity bingo with coworkers so if u were ever gonna send a dick pic now is the time
His dad and I had a drunk conversation about life. At 4 am he told me that I was 21 and cute and should fuck whoever I want.
I either forgot underwear this morning or lost them at work and I seriously don't know which.
And with one simple text you can separate the men from the boys...."it's that time of the month."
3 cups of coffee and some molly. The "Tay's Day Off Diet"
Im going to the gym...covered in the Brazilians cum
And how is that different than any other weeknight in your world
Refresh my memory....were we forced to leave or did we choose to leave?
Randomize
