party started at 10. cops are coming to shut us down now and its 11. i already lostmy underwear and im wearing a sparkly thong on my haed. this has to be some kinda record.
It was just so hard to get through Conan without crying like a baby. I'm just so proud of him.
And for your info. Don't pee outside with glow sticks. People will still see you.
we found him in the shower with a bottle of jose saying "this is Mexico's fault"
I walked into my room to see them crying, watching hey arnold, and passing a franzia box back and forth...
I was an emotional waste case that night. She made me stroke her ponytail.
I've got to admit, I'm a little hesitant about giving him road head. I've seen how he drives and I've seen how he acts when I give him head. A small part of me is saying this is going to end badly.
I didnt realize how badly my legs were scratched up from power-fucking him in the bushes until kate dumped a bottle of vodka on me. that shit burnedddd
He told me he wanted to sober fuck the shit outa me... I took that as a compliment
pretty sure I just came the closest to throwing up in my pants that I'm ever gonna get. I'd like to thank the academy and the hangover thatt I hope actually kills me in the morning.
Matt. This is the manager of qdoba. Pick up the phone. Your friend needs you.
You sprinted into the side of a parked car
6 more days and it'll be a year since i slept with him and never went home
i'll explain later but cookie monster is playing the xylophone
I'm eating dinner with his parents and my phone goes "MOVE BITCH GET OUT THE WAY!" Thanks.
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