i thought i deleted your number from my phone...Wtf
he kept looking at my chin until i asked why, then he just said he was making sure his balls didnt leave a mark.
I hate seeing commercials about babies when i'm high
Yeah, I don't like babies at all
Pretty sure I just has te same conversation as you. He suggested I get, sell, and fuck the hoes, and once all was said and done, that I should refer afforementioned hoes to him, to perform felatio.
I swear he shrunk like 2 inches. Remind me that drunk sex needs to remain drunk sex.
Does this sound normal?...She's ironing on pictures of her dead cat to all of her green clothes...
ITS DAYLIGHT SAVINGS TIME SUNDAY EVERYTHING IS GOING TO BE OK AFTER ALL
The liquor store guy just accused me of buying alcohol of minors due to how many bottles I got. The guy should be used to this from me.
I'm taking stock of m life as of right now and my Friday night plans are to drink a 30 rack by myself so I can have a tv stand when it is finished
Why do I have a missed call from "The Anaconda" ?
I'm gonna go to bars and pick up women hopped up on democracy.
I think you're too young for vagina rejuvenation but I guess you have never been one to listen. Sounds good! You bring the Percocet ill bring the vodka!
Bianca brought a stripper home he's making me breakfast
tinder day one and i already had more guys message me about "the girl with the big tits in my second picture" than about me. MY 17 YEAR OLD SISTER CAN GET LAID WITHOUT EVEN HAVING TO MAKING A PROFILE
to be fair she does have a great rack
So, i might have left my morals back in 2011.
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