Would it be weird if I brought slabs of bacon with me to the beach?
Dork........ .......... .. . ...... ........... .. . ... ...... .. . .... ..... .. .... ... .......... .... . . ..... Yeah its morse code, no big deal
even my worst enemy doesn't deserve a bush like that
started to yawn and threw up hamburger helper instead. awesome night.
i googled waterboarding like you asked. as long as you do it outside. we have carpet. but i wont be a part of it.
My dick was out way too much saturday not to get laid
Nurse helped me count all my sexual partners and still gave me her phone number. She shall be #73.
He wants me to hook up with his fiance while he watches. Text you later with how it goes.
I just finished packing for spring break, took me 4 minutes. To be fair though I only put my trunks, a pair of underwear, and 50 condoms in my bag.
He fucks like those drill things that you see when you think of texas
At the very least, I mastered a nap while occasionally being dry humped.
So last night took an interesting turn.. Never thought I'd say I had to pick up my glasses off the floor of a strip club
did i just pee glitter
I vomited out my contact lenses last night
It's a shame I've been hooking up with him for 6 months and he still doesn't know my real name.
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