i don't know how boys match. i think shoes & belt are the only thing. it doesn't matter. i just know if they look stupid.
Last night is one of those stories you hear about on 20/20 right after they make a law banning 90% if what I did.
my roommate just caught me washing a dildo in the sink.
After last night's events, I googled "how to change your life direction." I found a really helpful ehow.com article.
I'm so turned on right now it's fucking stupid. I hate burger king commercials
You ended at least 6 stories with "and that's why I don't snort coke anymore"
Glad we went casual last night, made my 1pm walk of shame through Walmart a little less obvious
I pretty much have hash tequila and gelato for dinner every night
this is not the first time I've had hot dogs and 151 for thanksgiving.
Why is there a keg in our kitchen? I'm not complaining but why is there a keg in our kitchen?
It was awful. Their identical twins so it was like having sex with Jeff wearing a wig and shaved legs.
No she probably looked into my aura and saw that my penis would ruin her.
Can I get that on a shirt
Sometimes I just want to serenade his penis with cheesy 80s songs.
Not sure if buying Twisted Teas for the alcoholics posted up outside the gas station counts as paying it forward but I am optimistic.
She climbed in my window blew me and left. She's in my phone as the blow job fairy
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