Weirdest conversation with my dad. He just told me he didn't shave his pubes.
so we had a 20 minute conversation and created the fb page WWND (what would Nana do?) last night after we took our Ambien...that is my definition of an overachiever
Valium party in the driveway. Attendance: 1. Don't make me do this alone.
my mom sold the house because of the grow room the couple saw i had in the basement.
Jeff just maced a waitress...it's way too early for this.
It's gonna be pretty hard to find a homeless person that takes crackers as currency.
I seem to remember you being very disappointed that drinking Michelob Ultra didn't give you magic powers.
If a "boob" guy and an "ass" guy are discussing which you are better qualified for....just let them
Now that we both have boys can we make up games that objectify them as sex toys?
I threw up in the bar parking lot and yelled THIS IS MY FUTURE.
Just me. You're probably having sex with her right now, so here's a reminder that you should be thinking of me per our agreement.
I just ate 6 cheeseburgers with some homeless guy. Pretty epic.
"I'm pretty sure all our toasts were to Ben Afflecks penis last night."
Is Oprah even human
Honestly after an incomprehensible political rant yoga seems like the best option at 2 am
Randomize