Ps there is totally a drug addled prostitute in olympic pizza asking for change for a 100 bill
Yeah, i think she was German or something.
No dude, she's just got a speech impediment.
Hey, go out with us like you promised. You're younger than us and should be able to handle your coke problem with grace.
I spilled a beer on myself, so I went back to my place to change. The city marshall was at my door with a warrant. That beer cost me 760 bucks.
WHY DID I DRINK ALL THE INGREDIENTS FOR VOMIT?!
woke up and her hair clip was clamped around my shaft
he's having a long distance Facebook-coordinated power hour. the status update has 159 comments ...
My student's should feel privledged to see me tuesday after the amount of alcohol I consumed this weekend.
Dwarf fight at five guys. Today was a good day.
He came in 20 minutes late for his final wearing plastic bags on his feet, and a tablecloth cape. Explain.
two questions - what stuff of mine was pawned and who has the pawn tickets.
You know it's been awhile when the imagery of fucking AT A DENNY'S gets me really turned on.
I don't know anybody that can get the cops to drive them back to the bar after being pulled out of a tree
it happenes
I'm licking blood from my knuckles and I still haven't found my car keys..are you in town tonight?
He told me my car had really nice leather seats right before he jizzed all over them.
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