dont worry your back hair reminds me of angel wings
Do you think he likes his girlfriend's moustache?
he suggested we appoligize to eachother. then do blow and painkillers & have ourselves a make-up party.
hows a nice way to say "yeah i would go to your dorm, but it's snowing and I know you're not going to blow me, so what's the point"?
We hadn't had sex in so long that I started queefing and then I couldn't stop giggling... I think he's mad.
Woke up with 3 sports bras for underwear. Valiant effort drunk me.
Given my current decline of critical thinking and capacity for speech it's probably best u call the cops
she smells like cat throw up and cupcakes. i'm trying to focus on the cupcakes but it's really. hard.
My google searches from last night: tetanus shot rabbit bite, Bacardi gluten free
My goal tonight is to get arrested because what cop can say they have ever arrested a giant sperm before. God I love halloween
I can't find my underwear or one of my shoes but he baked me cookies for breakfast.
Me too. We could do it like prostitutes. No kissing on the mouth.
On the 3rd day, she mixed sangria and orange juice and saw that it was good.
she was braiding my hair and singing forever young while she vommed everywhere at the same time. Talent.
Yeah well I fucked my ex on a sink last night soooo booty calls for us all
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