i may or may not have a boner. what are your thoughts
I'm thinking we should try to start remembering stuff we do. Althought I kinda like feeling like Nancy Drew the next morning.
More like the Hardy Boys cause its kinda like a team effort.
New first...just saw an entire family of homeless hitch hikers...kids and all. God, i love Oklahoma!
I have absolutely nothing sober to say to you.
Ever since I told them the story of the sex in the canoe scandal its like I am in season
You ordered 6 boxes of pizza and laughed in the pizza guys face when you didn't pay for any of them.
He puked on the grill while the burgers were on. We had to go to taco bell
I think we need to teach you what straight means again
Would it be considered cannibalistic if I wanted to eat off his bacon tattoo?
He literally took a shit in my bathroom and then broke up with me.
Well sure, my hetero side is thrilled, but my gay side is soooo judging
If you could not mention to him that I slept with his best friend, that'd be cool of you.
We are horrible
Yeah but we're also awesome
Just had a small freak out because I couldn't get my bra unhooked and thought I was gonna be stuck in it forever.
I think the night went to shit after he started sweating and crying about a taco he dropped on the ground 3 years ago. No more blind dates
Randomize
