I'm looking for sex. Do you know her?
She has a concussion we think. Dancing to barbie girl.
This situation is one cop call away from being a Lifetime movie.
Last night was proof dads should hug their daughters more
So how many shot glasses of coffee grounds make a pot?
I don't care if the man pisses on teenage girls, he's enchanting.
Truth be told I was googling "why is my left calf bigger than my right calf", porn would've been a better excuse for a virus.
Guess who has got hockey tickets for tonight? Only cost me road head going to and coming from the game
he busted into the room with single cheese slices and started yelling "THROW SOME CHEESE ON THAT BITCH"
How would your parents feel if we installed a sex swing?
It's a good thing he's hot, because it seemed like he was trying to do CPR on my private parts
But you put your finger in my ass and the rest is history
I emptied a Vyvance capsule into my coffee pot last night and set the auto start. Pretty sure I've been drinking meth all morning
Kids music just accidentally came on at this party. I didn't know how many stoners were here until they all sang along.
I just recommended that the library purchase the first major hentai with tentacle porn. Really, I'm doing everyone a favor.
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