4:33 am: Sleep on left side of my bed. T-shirts are second drawer on left side, boxers top right. I don't wake up when lights are on so feel free in my room..
So im using the back of a keystone box as notecard for my presentation
Must be January. Theres a fat chick on an elliptical wearing khaki capris. Someone doesnt own any workout clothes
doing lines of blow through a tampon applicator in the study lounge at 7am so i can finish an italian composition that was due a week and a half ago...such a good student.
He fucked volume into my hair. It was amazing.
And nobody saved him?? That chick had like three teeth TOPS
Using his name makes it all too personal. I refuse to get attached to this one. This is all about ass. He doesn't get a name.
There's a skateboard on the patio and all the chips are gone. The note on the fridge says 'don't buy cheese'. Stop letting her go outside.
You had your shirt off checking IDs at the door and you don't even work there
I think if wine wasn't a thing I'd give up on life.
All he gave me was a sore vagina and film suggestions
Those nachos came to me in a dream
I take it you're alive?
Mostly. Can't quite control my arms.
How was the party
I came home with only one shoe, a t shirt tied around my shoeless foot and I was covered in motor oil. Oh and my shorts were inside out. So you tell me
You were pretty conviced that my dog was a spanish child and kept trying to read him the news from your iphone app
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