scale of 1-10 how well do I give head
5, but i have never had a 10. best was an 8 so if i grade you on a curve you are a 7. ish.
Tipsy and thinking of you. Talk tomorrow. My alliteration is awesome.
i just found an uncooked ramen noodle in my underwear
I cant help but love a girl who informs me of the pregnancy test results by emailing me a YouTube clip of Barney Stinsons not a fathers day speech.
I didn't budget in chasers this month so were chasing everything with water. Sorry.
So, your mugshot picture is behind the counter at B-Dubs, with the caption: "not allowed on premesis."
Februarys looking very promising in the vaginal department
My Yoga instructor is playing the music from 'Requiem for a Dream' it makes me very reluctant to put my ass in the air
You rolled around on the floor, yelled about being a "half-zombie" and bit that guy on the leg who was hitting on me.
All I've done for this 11 hour car ride is kegel and listen to our sex playlist so your dick better be good and ready
And in that, my finest lazy stoner moment, I used my cleavage to hold my bowl steady while I packed it laying down in bed.
Like you haven't hit rock bottom until you have had to throw your own turd out a window
Okay, so is being determined to have my vagina licked by a woman on Valentine's day an acceptable goal?
Anal on new furniture sounds like a quickest way to violate a warranty
11:30pm - Shots together. 12:15pm Shots together. 12:45pm Shots together. 9:30am Plan B's together.
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