You supply the liquor and I'll "accidently" forget my bathing suit.
Deal!
Last nIght I drank wIth the new guy from fellowshIp & my pastor I've known sInce I was 7. It was agreed by them that I had nIce tIts. I'm not weIrded out In fact I'm flattered...
I wasn't on board with that statement until "home made dinosaurs"
she just pulled a hulk hogan to make her point. no idea how it helped
He pocket texted me while I was blowing him in the car...What are the odds?
Considering how often you blow him,high.
He just lit his joint with the tiki torches around his pool. He is definitely coming to my future parties
I gotta figure out which 7 tampons in the box contains the drugs
I faked an orgasm during phone sex last night. This relationship is starting to become real.
Just an FYI if we break up I'm going to sleep with your cousin or who ever my dealer is.
I most definitely just found a video on my phone that I accidentally took... You can't see anything and all you can hear is me talking about how good your water was... And then I fed it to you... And used the word "eloquent" to describe it.
He went to cum on my stomach and somehow it got behind my ear. He's like a fucking jizz Houdini.
I have really important information for you regarding the furry convention this weekend
You'll be happy to know that the bruise is gone from my cock
After we hooked up he started to cry and called his mom and told her he wanted to marry me
a victory without nudity is not really a victory
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