better yet, through the bookshelves. like an intellectual glory hole
I feel like I shouldn't be doing my banking stoned. But I bought a new bowl. Her name is Sharpe. Pronounced Shar-Pay.
i woke up and the dog was eating spaghetti off my chest.
Dude squirt doesnt even begin to describe it i thought she was the lost portal to atlantis with how much she let out
I just wanna be craddled in his arms and spoon fed applesauce..
that's the most romantic thing you've ever said.
you know it's gonna be a good 4/20 when you start saving up for it in january.
I spent a lot of time in their kitchen cause I was convinced that the living room was gonna fall... Sorry for not warning you about that.
I'm glad that even though we are states apart our whorish hearts beat as one
When she asked why I felt bad I said that it may have had something to do with the gin and cold pizza I had for breakfast.... And then I reflected on what my life has become.
A good drinking club with a running problem, improves endurance in both I have observed this evening.
2 for 1 beer results in multiples of 2 so what should be a beer or two becomes 4 or 6. But running, alleviates the need for a DD.
He just unloaded a dump truck full of red flags on my head.
You don't have issues. You're a consenting adult having sex at work. Go you.
He had the same tone in his voice and look in his eyes that he gets when he says UFOs aren't real.
I feel like I may be the only person who can say they crutched their walk of shame. past the secret service.
Maybe the "i killed someone" and "tequila makes my clothes come off" comments freaked him out.
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