Vegas for my brothers bachelor party. Just landed and I have a boner. I'm giggly and teary eyed I'm so excited.
Megan Fox is the only woman I would let pee on me.
I'm similar. She's the only woman I'd ask to pee on me.
Ok yeah you're right. I'd ASK Megan Fox to pee on me. I'd ALLOW Erin Andrews to pee on me if she asked.
You all can go fuck yourselves. As far as I'm concerned, don't come back to karaoke.
Pretty sure I just has te same conversation as you. He suggested I get, sell, and fuck the hoes, and once all was said and done, that I should refer afforementioned hoes to him, to perform felatio.
I hit 10,000 texts this month.. I think my grandkids have carpal tunnel.
Disney World has no open container laws. Ohmygod this place is even cooler than it was when I was ten.
He said he loved me so I pretended not to hear it because I don't think "I love your penis" was the response he was looking for.
Just got complimented on my chugging... Car bombs show how good I am at swallowing, they should be my new pickup line.
Night just started and I've already seen a woman headbutt a brick wall. Unintentionally. Epic to say the least
I asked him for something to clean up with after sex and he handed me a sham wow. A SHAM WOW
New war strategy! The ex-girlfriend of my ex-girlfriend is now my twice a week booty call!
How about this: I support you through your miserable marriage, and you support me through all my anonymous sex?
last night i fell off a barstool and busted my nose. i can regretfully say that i didn't see cherub last night.
Do you remember punching the light out in the bathroom? I didn't, and that was at bar 2 of 4…
Feel free to drag me back to reality at your convenience
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