brb k???!! plz don't leave i want 2 tlk bout r rltnshp
as for my dating sex life, no more regret sticks. Only pride wands from now on.
Do you know how when animals have surgery they put those cones around their heads so they can't lick their wounds so they can heal? I think someone should invent that for human emotions.
btw.sex in the wood isnt as romantic as it seems.heels kept sinking in the dirt and pine needles were sticking to the fishnets
i wish i had your life
ugh.. my birth control just came out of my nose. wtf?
keep it on the DL tho cause i dont want it getting out and it coming off like i kidnapped her or something
I think I just danced on the bar. With a man named Alabama.
Thank you for turning 21. I'm going to love reading your texts.
I'm not having the "why are your fucking my daughter" talk and the "your a drug addict" talk with your mom tonight.
Going through my bras is like traveling back in time through my past hookups and relationships....
i knew it was love when she pulled a beer out from between her boobs and offered it to me
I love you but I don't want to see you naked.
She was nothing like her profile said, we had nothing in common, and her picture mustve been like 30 pounds ago. But yeah we hooked up
He stood up through the sunroof yelling "CHOCOLATE MILK BITCHESSSS!!!! YOU AIN'T WORTH SHIT NOW!!!" the sad part is he wasn't even drunk yet. I worry about him sometimes.
I am drunkenly riding a razor scooter up and down the hills of Cincinnati
What in the fuck are you doing with your life
Pretty sure my aunt hooked up with one of my brothers frat brothers at his graduation party
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