You can't wash away shame.
I can try.
it was like playing where's waldo with your underwear
My dick has been asking about u. He said he didn't do anything wrong n I'm a dumbass
did you know delaware is a STATE? HOLY CRAP! i didn't till i was hitting on this chick and asked her when she said she was from delaware, which state that was in. crazyness
i mean, we fucked on the futon in the garage where his band practices. pretty sure im now obligated to like his band on facebook.
oh god all I remember is forward rolls down the corridor and all I have to show for it is "fit Romanian guy" saved in my phone
I think my vagina is phsycic. All day it tingled and then BAM Channing Tatums look alike fucks me like ive never been fucked in my life.
There's a Taco Bell quesadilla in my shower caddy right now.
Dropped the bowl in the litter box. But it landed face up. What do I do?
I'M GOING TO FUCK AN ENTIRE ORCHESTRA AND NOTHING CAN STOP ME
The band club does not count as an orchestra
I swear to God if you fuck my cousin I will fuck your dad.
I have a bunch of bug bites on my ass... This is why you don't have sex against a tree in the woods
You probably shouldn't do that...but if you do take pictures
Just found a pair of vomit-soaked socks in my purse, three days after the party... Now I know why my wallet was wet.
i need to get drunk because i'm an angry sober
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