I think that we as people have rights and that we should at the very least be warned before being subjected to Fergie
I'm pretty sure she sent a group text out saying that I was the one to get with her last night and sorry to everyone who didnt make it.
Honestly it was an honor just to be nominated.
she needs to learn to take compliments like she takes dicks.
the lady in the checkout infront of me had a case of beer, two 40 oz, and activia...really??i dont' think irregularity is her problem
Do you remember calling yourself Captain Cockblock and openly giving out everyones sexual history? Because you did.
I think I told some stripper my friend owned Groupon Last night
Okay good. And who the fuck put a condom on my foot. That shit hurt
WHAT KIND OF DUMPSTER DOESNT HAVE PIZZA IN IT?
You can identity the picture as me the mistress his wife and him. It's that kinda awkard.
her mom went out of her way to book us a room with separate beds... her level of gay denial is in beast mode
I snapchatted his face mid sex. Needless to say, I don't think I'll ever see him again.
I just spent 5 minutes saying how beautiful you are and you come back with dont get fat cause you have weird nipples.
I remember puking but I don't remember where. PSA: don't go barefoot around the house
I shall relish in being the most basic of bitches
Still had our rainbow strip poker new years tradition. End of night we were only wearing mask.
Did you get the usual surprise pics from the strange straight you like to sprinkle in.
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