Applied 4 a nanny job usin a Legit Site. Xplain to me how the couple I found offered me a 3some complete with 'sexy pics' of the wife blowin hubby. wtf?
obviously you're part succubus.
People with herpes should wear stickers.
well yea, now i know i won't get hair in my teeth...
so i think im going to actually use my calories on food today instead of beer.
He has been begging me for a Bj but doesnt want to get mono
How is he gunna get mono? is he gunna suck on his dick after you?
She literally thanked me for asking before I put in her ass
At one point I was double fisting both beer & ice cream. I love public events in this town.
He told her, Don't talk. Just sit there so I can imagine that you have the kind of personality I wish you had.
This hurricane better not stop me from sitting on the stoop thurs & enjoying all the slutty costume walkofshamers
....I feel like you are deciding whether or not I'm good enough for you based on what I ordered from Chipotle.
thank you for extending my knowledge of the effects of vodka. speak of what happened last night and i will kill you and send your fingers to your loved ones.
Whenever I'm hungover I try to stay in public as much as possible, hoping to be a cautionary tale to children. It's a public service, really.
Rough day
Good thing I've started drinking again
I still can't believe I was army crawling thru his backyard at 2am..
Do you think I could use my teacher of month Award to get free drinks?
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