Yeh xou jao i ama wa7tdud !!
Oh my god. its not even twelve thirty and you are useless.
What happened at the top of the stairs is never to be spoken of again.
I just remember taking her cat for a walk around 3 am then falling asleep in a slide at the park
They had an entire room dedicated to passed out people. It was like a dogpile of cross faded toddlers drooling on each other.
Is it bad to get into the ocean at night? i always thought sharks hated the smell of vomit after drinking
He's just sitting there staring at my sisters teddy bear hoping it will come to life.
Why Weren't you wearing pants?
because pants are for people with no imagination
Two shots of gin says this is gonna be a sloppy lab write up.
Dude I'm riding a fucking tortoise this is awesome you should come with me more often
I've noticed we have slowly begun to phase the "B" out of our Bromance.
I think as a general rule I have to have blacked out somewhere at least twice to be comfortable.
Think I have the only job where I can be naked in a room with my manager at work. Apart from hookers
I just wanted to personally thank you for throwing clementine slivers at me across the room while we made out
im bringing home some absinth and some holy water. one way or another things are going to get spiritual.
Now I’m honestly wondering if I took this kids virginity
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