: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
things it involved: vodka, boy parts, possible photos of me on a cell phone. things it did NOT involve last night: my bra, his pants, and sobriety.
Our house smells like week old pizza, beer cans, cigarettes, and depressing career tracks....get lysol.
Whenever I'm sad I just imagine if babies were born with mustaches...
We walked in and found his glass coffee table broken and you in the bathroom throwing up saying "What a bad first impression."
I found a horn on the street but it's okay I disinfected it with vodka
thanks for waiting 12 hours to ask if I was in a ditch or not
I just bared my soul to you and you fell asleep. Or you're fucking your boyfriend. Either way, not cool. fuck.
I would like to apologize once again for rubbing your thigh with my hands and face for a very long time last night.
GOOGLE HAS JUST RELEASED AN UPDATE THAT ALLOWS YOU TO CATCH POKEMON USING MAPS. Pack your shit, our time has COME.
I get so many dick pics from him...He has an unhealthy obsession with his own penis...
He claimed he was the best ass eater of the south. He was right.
i refuse to sex anyone who doesn't get my lord of the rings references. no exceptions.
It's amazing what a couple of orgasms can do for a girls demeanor.
did i tell you guys i finally 69’d for the first time last night? just thought the group chat should know.
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