All I've ever wanted to do in life is right
Maybe you should learn how to spell write first
Just mADE A PArabola og urine
There's just this way he looks at me that makes me want to suck his soul out through his dick.
I found out during it when he said "my girlfriend never does this" so he's all to blame, I had no idea until half way through.
She's pathetic and vulnerable..and short. Thats his type.
you're trying to get a guy who's been in a coma for 2 weeks and who thought he was in '08 yesterday to drive you to the liquor store?
yeah, you wanna come?
You did that scary laugh you always do when you're blacking out except she's never heard it before and though you were choking and screamed at all of us when we didn't call an ambulance
We had to go to his parents last night for dinner & ended up having a quickie in the bathroom while everyone else was outside smoking.. This is why we have a successful marriage.
it's almost 8pm and i'm still hungover. at what point do i alert someone?
First stoner thought of the day: Life would be so much better if there were more things that were biscuits and gravy flavored.
He deadlifted me and I came just a little at the apex
He invited to drink but spelled forties wrong so no thx
It seems I've entered my 21st birthday the same way I entered this world: naked, crying and smothered in someone else's bodily fluids...
My shower turned into a bath, turned into me lying on the shower floor with the water running over me... That hung over..
After he finished, he fell on the floor and whispered "finally satisfied"
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