i jhust puked up my retainher.
Could you imagine if a Skynet machine combination of Bob Ross and Chuck Norris were built? It would rule the universe with a soft spoken fan brush of kung fu dominance
It would be truly incredible. I hope we are blessed with this being in our lifetime.
You decided to make a porno with gummy bears and things went downhill from there.
he asked if thats how we do it in the states..like there's cultural difference in fucking between canada and the us..
he woke up with $200 in his pocket and had to buy his cell phone back from a hobo at the bus stop.
You coming home soon, man?
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He sent me $300 worth of sex toys. My clitoris went into hiding after two days.
Gravity stopped and i'm discussing Greek philosophy with two guys I don't know. There's someone asleep on me. We need to use their dealer.
I have to bobbypin his pubes for us to have sex. The other day he wanted me to braid them.
Its a "sake bomb in the bathroom during class" kind of day.
I drank it. I drank the beer from '78. I drank my bday beer, I drank my soul
Mike's my new hero. There's a flagpole of hook-up's bras on his porch and a week's supply of beer in his fridge but he still has a great job.
It's really hard to masturbate now that I live with girls who actually function before 11 am.
He and I tag each other in memes all day. You could say it's getting pretty serious.
Good, I've got all this booze. It's intimidating to be in the room alone with it..
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