so heres a good story. about 6 hrs ago i took a bath with bruce blasting. and 6 hrs later i woke up still in my bathtub but in cold water
so... how was it???
he had bart simpson sheets. he had itunes on shuffle and "don't worry be happy" started playing when he took his boxers off. sad to say i was neither worried nor happy
yo dibs on the gosselin haired one.
ugh the "ive seen you naked on the internet" look is really getting tiring
It's tuesday, which means cocktails followed by cocktales.
pretend your vagina is a choco taco and the guy is someone who really loves choco tacos. let him enjoy the choco taco.
i vomited out of my nose in three different houses so far, i will be back for my boots tomorrow
I just remember looking over and seeing you on top of him and us high fiving. That's when I knew we'd be perfect roommates
If you're mature enough to fuck him you're mature enough to tell him you don't want a relationship come on
It's accurate though. I am legitimately passionate about pickles. I crave pickles the same way I crave sex. It is a deep rooted animalistic need
I'm sorry for getting drunk and throwing a robo-bird at you.
The clothing optional portion of the night began around midnight. Then we did disgusting things to each other. It was beautiful.
Im playing a game I have to take a drink every time my gram asks me the same question hammered by 4 guaranteed...
she's my really slutty friend i bring around so i can act slutty and not feel as bad about it
Dear god my vagina.
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