did you get engaged???
You know that restaurant that is like over by home depot?
That shitty one? I heard the food sucks there
It's my parent's restaurant
Spotted: Pepto Bismol pink Scion with Ed Hardy sticker on front window, air freshener, and seat covers. Total Douchette Mobile.
Not hooking up w him- he has one of those L.L. Bean book bags w his initials on it
Canada is now making docos about life in America. Its called Trailer Park Boys.
New beer pong partner names "Bus Boys" ... We clear tables
this blows. i told the guy at the bar that i was the DD and it was like i just announced over megaphone that i had genital herpes. no one will talk to me now.
By the end of the night i was making legitimate noises not just saying moo.
don't ever tell me how terrible your next walk of shame is until you run into your little brother on his way to class.
2 things. 1. I just gave her a 6 hour long marathon fucking for America. 2. Thought of a new invention halfway through, and it's flawless.
You were holding up a boot and yelling boot gang
I got to my internship late... with a bag of chipotle and sex hair.
There's just something so liberating about drinking a beer with no pants on
He sent me a snap of him eating a tamale shirtless. I think I might be in love.
LOCK HIM DOWN.
A guy I don't even know just ate me out on a washing machine at a random persons afterparty. I came as it was going through spin cycle.Just kept thinking "who does laundry during a party?"
Randomize
