oh, and bring over your fire extinguisher. we're gonna get the mailman again
Guess who is high enough to buy Jingle All The Way?
Halloween has nothing on dressing up as as the INS on cinco de mayo
It got awkward when the girl working at planned parenthood continued to hit on me, after she knew about my STDs.
She just said she wanted to get freaky and left the room. I'm almost certain I just heard the microwave.
So i was told that i peed in the sink, had sex with a pillow and banged on a washer while singing idian chants
I don't think child baring hips is a compliment.
I cant do that to my vagina yet. its my prize posession.
It was like bizarre-o star trek. I shamefully went where every man has gone before.
Someday, but I will be heavily drugged and there will be no dolphins.
Mike showed up naked and in handcuffs. Again. Feel free to come over and laugh because I'm not helping this time.
Our DD has become famous. Strippers are asking to be handcuffed to him.
Woah don't start going all boyfriend on me now, you're here for one thing and one thing only and that's sex, hot shameless sex.
AMAZON SELLS SEX SWINGS!
I just bought a slurpee and condoms. God bless America.
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