I called you to phone bone last night, but you were out with your boring friends playing video games
so thats when we found her crawling hands and knees up first street singing hold me closer tony danza as loud as she could
did she say where she was going
apparently she thought she was on morton hill and was trying to go back to the bars
Wow, So this kid just walked into class, yak'd on his lab partner then runs out. Class is now cancelled. I gotta find this kid and Thank him.
i'm going through an 80s music phase. and by phase i mean i will only have sex to white snake
i'm taking a spore imprint of the mushroom we found growing in our bathroom and sending a picture to ryan. he will then be able to tell if it's trip-worthy
I'm having flashbacks from last night. Did I admit to pausing Whitney's funeral because I was watching porn? I believe I did.
New life rule, no banging opera singers. I might be a little deaf now
Just smokin in the creek with some deer, they like the smoke, I know.
I woke up to you singing What Makes You Beautiful and trying to blend an avocado with vodka.
You're the only one to love me enough for me to admit the following: Rock-bottom sounds like sobbing to a Miley Cyrus song.
Whatever, you're gonna have to break it to mom that the reason I was so drunk at Christmas dinner is because she wouldn't stop asking me why I don't have a boyfriend
His dick is a skeleton key. It fits everywhere.
They call you PBJ boy because you were trying to seduce me with pieces of a peanut butter and jelly sandwich. Successfully might I add.
the twins are trying to figure out which one is the one doing body shots off a janitor in this picture
New drinking game get out your high school year book and take a shot for everyone in your class who's had a baby!
Randomize
