you kept yelling something about watching the muppets chirstmas carol and trying to turn the t.v. on with your car keys
I need to buy a mesh tank top to fit in in Florida. Where do they even sell that shit?
i literally laid in bad for an hour last night thinking of what i'm going to name my cats when i become a cat lady.
new call of duty comes out in november. guess im not passing my finals
it's like iHOP with fire
She was giving you that "I really want to blow you but I have to act professional" look. Guaranteed
Do you think royal wedding drunk calls for wine or tequila?
There are regrets in my world today- mostly jager at that fucking altitude
I went to the haunted house just to see her - Hello new fetish!
I'm at a nursing home getting weed. Lol when times are tough, things tend to get a lil weird
My mouth taste like pussy and my dad noticed. Hahahaha
I forgot that places existed where drinking on Sunday is frowned upon. It's just so unreasonable.
I'm studying. And by studying I mean I am laying on my floor drinking boones farm alone. Last two weeks. Fuck it.
If there was a gecko involved in your BDSM I'm gonna have to request that not happen when we live together ;)
All I remember is an overwhelming desire for chicken nuggets...
Yes, you pinned my brother to the floor by the throat and threatened to slaughter his family if he didn't drive to mcdonalds and get you some.
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