Ill do this for you.
You are a team player.
This is me making up for not putting my tongue inside you more.
When i say that im working late and also have a paper to write before 9am tomorrow all i want u to respond is saying that ur gunna come over and sexually distract me from my responsibilities. Not a fucking frowny face.
Sorry. Im on my way.
I'll explain later but basically I was feeling dangerous, I'm dressed as Ann Romney and Ann Romney is a bad bitch.
I just literally had a dance party in my closet. I've never been this blazed.
Same I threw up in 3 different cities already today
She made me a smoothie in the morning.. It was vodka and fruit.
Successfully defrauded the county government. What have you done today?
my nose is crying tears of wow.
Do NOT approach him. He has sex with everything. LITERALLY everything, and I DO mean everything. He's so horny we once caught him with his dick in a pumpkin. A legitimate honest to God pumpkin that he bored a hole in
I was in a bad mood so I guilted her into giving me $100 on a weekly basis and now I feel bad but I don't know how to tell her I hustled her
DETAILS
long story
just tell me the parts i wanna hear
weed, brooklyn, rough sex.
No, Ethan, handcuffs and friendship bracelets are not "basically" the same thing.
I woke up this morning to pee and six dollar bills fell out of my underwear. I guess that lap dance just bought me lunch.
My FIANCE just told me he thought you were the prettiest out of all my friends YOU WHORE
I think I'm more excited for Santa to come now that I made a drinking game out of it
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