The highlight of my Saturday night was singing along to the sound of music alone in my room.
i seriously just saw a stripper from last weekend walk into the classroom next to me!!
UD be completely fine. you don't lose control just keep a positive environment. for example i really want to lick the wall cause red is delicious but i don't have to.
You know that hot fire fighter I fucked yesterday? Well him and two other guys are killing the fire on my stove. Awkward.
How long is a courtesy make out supposed to last??
sold 4 oz of weed today pantsless. man i love college.
I think its pretty common. 1 out of every 4 people probably have a stripper's phone # in their phone.
I am making pancakes and watching Spongebob Squarepants. My life is a waste of youth.
That idiot. I'll see him on campus and he'll try and touch me like we're friends or some shit. 1.you're ugly 2. You dropped the blunt in the pool
When did i become the Rickety Cricket of my own life?
Operation: 12 Dick pics of Christmas was a sweeping success, thanks for asking!
Doing coke by yourself isn't as fun. Even when you're watching a James Franco movie.
She was screaming and crying about how she couldn't find her middle finger. Then, she threw her body on to the pavement. Thats the last time we buy a freshmen a handle.
he said he's going to burn things and pack his stuff. he may leave tomorrow supposedly but i doubt it
I text the word "masturbation" so much, all it only takes my iPhone to auto-spell it is for me to type "mas".
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