I know its small, but please -- stop calling it my "weenis".
planned parenthood is perfect for picking up chicks...they all put out
he farted when he came. not the best ending to my day.
my grandma just told me that size does matter, and don't let anyone tell you anything different.
Julian told me all the fish in his pond died and he didn't know when or how. I didn't have the heart to tell him he drunkenly peed in the pond on Saturday as everyone cheered him on.
I'm scared at the amount of beastiality in this conversation.
A 300 lb dude in a sundress yelling bible verses while wearing a raggedy anne wig is just as funny as I thought it would be. Thank you san francisco.
so i may have indirectly taught my 13 year old campers how to give blowjobs.
Don't worry we will all be making bad decisions soon
That's the most comforting thing I've heard in months
I told him he wasn't aloud to one word text me. Unless that one word was threesome
Nah, just ran around, pinned random men to walls, bit their lips of and booked it.
Depending on which video of him streaking you watch, you can see me passed out in the front row.
! asked the random counter guy from 7/11 for Percocet. he immediately called his hookup
I'm sorry I peed on myself in front of your boy toy. You should tell him I'm usually not that trashy. It was nice meeting him tho..
I fucked him on shrooms. His dick looked like a missile and he had snakes coming out of his ears. It. Was. AWESOME!
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