I just saw a girl make a shank with the underwire in her bra...
I gave him a blowie and after he said he wanted to send a giftbasket to the girl we met through.
Being a girl sucks.
Being a boyfriend sucks for about a week, too
Men with bald spots should not have mohawks. Just in case you didn't know.
im pretty sure every drug dealer is going to be able to retire the day after alice in wonderland comes out
It's like there testing me. My dad kept handing me margaritas and saying "you can take it"
I wonder if you can snort coke upside down
She actually pushed her roomie out of the way and said 'You already fucked him it's my turn!'
holy shit thats the most artistic dick pic ever
fat people need to stop using the handicapped bathroom stall so I can have sex in it. it's common logic
So I thought the party was crazy before his pinky came off...
A big toe in my vag is not foreplay.
I fucked some frat guy. Then I found my brother after and made him take his shirt off and then I made him tell me he loves me
Every time our eyes meet, I silently summon him to my vagina.
I was on antibiotics for a bladder infection and couldn't drink and you told me there was no longer room in your life for me.
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