i just had sex bonerless
The Rock is playing the tooth fairy. I can't believe I used to smell what that man was cooking
everyday i am more and more thankful i can still check the no box for "have you ever been convicted of a felony?" on applications
So you had sex with my brother?
It sounds like you dont need me to answer that.
I keep calling his kid the wring name. This is not helping my cause. And by cause mean his dick
He made me leave when I challenged "all you bitches" to a game of strip taboo.
You don't realize it's a small world until your ex girlfriend's dad unintentionally messages you on grindr..what.the.fuck.
Sorry I didn't answer your call last night, I was peeing on the driveway.
By the way I got my period today. No NHL babies for me.
Oh it's tea and biscuits for everyone. An possibly pink eye
Sorry it's taking so long, it's harder to take an ass pic with an iPad than you think
I'm pants less watching buffy the vampire slayer drinking rum. I'm not that hard to impress
Idk man there's lots of bad dick but even a bad cookie is still pretty good
And to be fair, I think we all suspect that forbidden sex with an outlaw biker might be worth it.
You don't feed me, fuck me, or fulfill me.
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