What are you doing tonight?
Watching dora the explorer and pining for a sex life.
So pretty much, I was trying to piece last night together and remembered a point where I was pointing to you heart then touching your face. I'm not sure that I ever translated that to "I like your personality better than your looks" but that's what I meant
i would never do something against you youre the best i ever had
please tell me you did not just intentionally quote drake..
I can't wait till you move in so I can stop drinking alone.
it's a Wednesday?
:)
I had to brake up with him.
In my experience drinking helps.
You dont want to know why?
Not really. I want to drink.
She had her insurance card taped to her arm because it was the only thing she "couldn't take off and lose"
I was drunk for 3 days straight...well wasted for 3 days with periods of "just drunk" inbetween
Judging by my bruises, I know I took more than one tumble. I probably pulled u down w me, and then punched you in the knee. Been trying to find a place to fix my phone between naps today. Almost no place accepts hand js as currency these days. 2013 is gonna be expensive and whorey.
I woke up with his condom in my mouth. I actually use them now you should be proud of me.
He yearns for your heart.
He needs to stop being a pussy about it.
Please don't judge me for my hormonal purchase, judge me for my awesome rack.
Which one of you fucks put a bounty out on my brother's virginity?
Mid-fucking he screams "YOU CAN'T VOTE FOR TRUMP"
i black out too much to be "responsible"
You shouted “im bobby labonte!” In the process of shoutgunning a beer. He said you were too redneck for him...
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