soo apparently i was out of money so i stayed in the bathroom for an hour-ish passing out paper towels for money..needless to say i got kicked out
You dont understand. she was my french AND spanish teacher. that's 2 kinds of freaky. i have to find her on facebook.
I just remember getting him back by licking the window on his truck.
Lowest moment of my life just occurred. I literally threw up all over myself in front of my parents.
we just drove by a car that was painted for a grad, it said "you done it!" with a confederate flag bumper sticker next to it. i love kentucky
well seeing as i got a call at 5 am from the hotel manager telling me my cousin was passed out on the lobby floor...not good
just stole 2 cases of forties from some freshman in the woods by pretending to be a cop. that ten dollar spotlight is really turning a profit
Some are given great drunkenness. Others have great drunkenness thrust upon them, in the form of ice storms.
I had this image of some guy in a taco truck down by the IMA accosting you for a peep show.
In conversation she brought up that she slept with Tucker Max on the UF football field
I got a second ticket last night for drunkly using my one call to order a pizza and get it delivered at the police station
yeah...that's gonna come up in court
You're just gonna have to make the sacrifice man.
I'm trying to hide in the table.
like every night i go out someone always suggests nipple hugs so that's why I always end up topless
you need a warning label. Just announcing that you are Scottish is seen more as a challenge. Those guys have no idea what they are getting into.
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